Sunday Evening Post

Spring done sprung forward.

I am getting ahead of the the whole one hour ahead scam and putting the post out early.

Enjoy.

 I spotted a personal note left on a windshield at the grocery store.  Could it be from a lover?  Mayhaps a loan shark looking to collect a debt?

The possibilities are endless.

 Nuts Online.

Since 1929.

Wait a minute-

Al Gore created the internet during the early nineties, so how is that possible?

 Corned beef on rye with russian dressing reaffirms that Jews are God's chosen.

My wife got a taste during a visit with her parents.

Cocoa Snapz from Whole Foods.

It is known as Cocoa Crack around my house.  Many a diet was lost at the bottom of a bowl.

 Young Finley, the official L and I celebrity.

Check out her website for when she will be in your town signing her book.

 Looks like Eli and his Nanny celebrated Saint Patrick a little early with McPancakes and O'Strawberries covered in whipped cream.

 Our rad print came in this week and we are very happy with it.  It's an old anti-vandalism sign from the thirties and goes smashingly well within the niche.

My son was sick this week and missed swim practice, so I was very puzzled when my wife went to the pool without him.  Then I discover there was a scheduled spread of food betwixt the "Housewives of Dover"

(Currently on TBS).

 Unbuckle your pants, young man.  It'll make you feel a lot better.

 Hey, I'm not one to judge gym attire, but running in denim has been known to start fires.

Don't be that guy.

 The five foot receipt for TWO items purchased.

 Giant spider found under rock.

WARNING:

IF YOU INVITE MY FAMILY OVER FOR DINNER AND SHARE EMBARRASSING PHOTOS WITH US, THEY WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED AND END UP ON THIS BLOG.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU EXHIBITS A, B, and C.

 I dunno.  What could possibly be said about this?  It's two grown men on a Christmas photo with E freakin' T.

On a bike.

I'm speechless.

 Wow.  I could write a book on this.

 "Just one more photo, Dad, 'cuz me and my girl gotta hop in the IROC and get to the Whitesnake concert!"

 We were treated to a fantastic pasta dinner with homemade sauce.  Great night.  Here is the 100th "last time" ride for the little lady.

Thank you, B and T.  It was the highlight of the week.

The Sunday dessert is being fixed up right now.

Vanilla cake and strawberries.

Word to thy baby-mama.

See you next week.