Thursday, May 6, 2010

Word of Advice.....

If you happen to lose twenty-five pounds and wish to impress your wife with your accomplishment, DO NOT attempt to do so by putting on a pair of her favorite* jeans.  This behavior is not well received. 

*My wife requested (OK, demanded) that I mention that I fit into her boyfriend style jeans, NOT her skinny jeans


  1. Oh yeah...that rig will work...and remember...strenuous exercise is laible to strain the will a myocardial infarction...which will strike the fat slug in that ad.
    Funny post my friend.

  2. LOL

    I got my husband into my leather leggings a few years back - by reassuring him Axl Rose wore them ;)

    Now he won't dare - the party pooper.

    Congrats on the weight loss!

  3. I loved this post, I was laughing so hard when I read it... I won't even ask to see a picture because I am positive there isn't one.

  4. Oh, there most certainly is photographic evidence. I'm holding onto it in case I ever need to blackmail him.

  5. I have trouble distinguishing between my wife and daughter's (daughter is 6)clothing while sorting the laundry.

    I believe your advice is sound as trying on the pants to dtermine the owner would cause nothing but trouble... and probably a medical emergency.
    MAybe it would be good to say, "do situps till you fit the pants, then do push-ups to ensure you don't fit the blouse."