Monday, April 26, 2010
When I first started this blog, I wrote a post entitled "Injury" which was a list of damage I did to my body over the years. My good friend sent back a list of his physical tragedies. Enjoy.
Stitches - Golf club to head.
Dislocated thumb - Basketball, Junior High: "Thumbs don't bend that way" Fish hook to face - "Fly Fishing" accident at Goggin's Pond.
Baseball to testicles - 1 hopper to the mound - ugh, it still hurts.
Stitches - Floor hockey - collision with brick wall
Severely sprained ankle - Sophomore year UD basketball - Leg was black from toe to mid-calf
Likely broken kneecap - Martinis and medications don't mix at the marble threshold of a bathroom at the top of a flight of stairs.
Ten Speed + Downhill = 30mph.
30mph + sharp turn into Moore's Lake = Physics Lesson (Lesson: Introduction to Gravity and Inertia.... and mangled ten speed)